Funny “If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re All Screwed” Mug – Handyman Tool Typography Gift for Father, DIY Dad Coffee Cup
Funny “If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re All Screwed” Mug – Handyman Tool Typography Gift for Father, DIY Dad Coffee Cup
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Product Description
Celebrate your dad’s legendary fixing skills with this hilarious and creative “If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re All Screwed” mug! Featuring cleverly designed typography with tools like wrenches, screws, and pliers replacing key letters, this unique mug is perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because. Ideal for handy dads, DIY enthusiasts, or the guy who always has a tool in his hand and a coffee in the other. Whether he's working in the garage or taking a break, this mug is a daily reminder of his superpowers. Because if Dad can’t fix it, nobody can!
Features
Material: 100% ceramic
Size: 11oz (33 cl)
Vivid high quality print that won’t fade on both sides of the mug
Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe
Glossy finish
C-shaped easy-grip handle
Safe delivery in an box
Be sure to check out our other mugs in the shop!
Important Information
Please note that we do not offer refunds or exchanges unless the product is defective. Cancellations are only possible as long as the order is not in production (usually 2-3 days).
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EU
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in EU
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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Are ceramic mugs microwave and dishwasher safe?
Yes, most ceramic mugs are both microwave and dishwasher safe — especially if they’re glazed and properly fired. All of our mugs are made with durable ceramic and finished with a high-quality glaze, making them safe to use in the microwave and dishwasher daily. No fading or cracking with regular use.
What size are standard coffee mugs?
The most common mug size is around 330 ml (11 oz), which comfortably fits a standard cup of coffee or tea. We use this size because it's versatile — big enough for your morning brew, but not oversized. If you're after something larger, we also offer 15 oz options in select designs.
Do ceramic mugs keep drinks hot?
Ceramic mugs retain heat well, especially compared to plastic or paper cups. While they don't insulate like thermoses, ceramic holds warmth for a good amount of time — making them ideal for enjoying coffee, tea, or cocoa at home or the office.
Will the design on my mug fade or wash off?
Nope! We use high-quality printing techniques that fuse the design into the surface of the mug. The result? Long-lasting prints that won’t fade, peel, or scratch — even after hundreds of dishwasher cycles. You can enjoy your favorite design for years to come.
Are your mugs safe and eco-friendly?
Yes. Our mugs are made from non-toxic, food-grade ceramic and are free from lead and BPA. Plus, they're reusable — helping reduce waste from disposable cups. They're also produced in the EU under responsible manufacturing standards.