“Coffee. Because Cocaine Is Bad for You” Funny Quote Mug – Bold & Sarcastic Ceramic Coffee Cup
“Coffee. Because Cocaine Is Bad for You” Funny Quote Mug – Bold & Sarcastic Ceramic Coffee Cup
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Caffeine: the legal addiction we can all agree on.
Start your mornings with a laugh and a strong cup of reality. This “Coffee. Because Cocaine Is Bad for You” mug delivers your daily dose of dark humor—served hot, in four punchy lines of bold, mismatched fonts that make a statement before you even sip.
Perfect for anyone who uses humor (and coffee) to survive the daily grind, this mug is a hit with caffeine addicts, office jokers, and those who like their mugs just as unapologetic as their lifestyle.
- Vertical multi-font design for a modern, edgy vibe
- Hilariously bold gift for friends, coworkers, or yoursel
- Perfect for coffee lovers with a wild sense of humor
Get your fix—minus the felony.
Coffee: the high you can legally brag about.
Features
Material: 100% ceramic
Size: 11oz (33 cl)
High quality print on both sides of the mug
Dishwasher-safe and microwave-safe
Glossy finish
C-shaped easy-grip handle
Safe delivery in an box
Be sure to check out our other mugs in the shop!
Important Information
Please note that we do not offer refunds or exchanges unless the product is defective. Cancellations are only possible as long as the order is not in production (usually 2-3 days).
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EU
Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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Are ceramic mugs microwave and dishwasher safe?
Yes, most ceramic mugs are both microwave and dishwasher safe — especially if they’re glazed and properly fired. All of our mugs are made with durable ceramic and finished with a high-quality glaze, making them safe to use in the microwave and dishwasher daily. No fading or cracking with regular use.
What size are standard coffee mugs?
The most common mug size is around 330 ml (11 oz), which comfortably fits a standard cup of coffee or tea. We use this size because it's versatile — big enough for your morning brew, but not oversized. If you're after something larger, we also offer 15 oz options in select designs.
Do ceramic mugs keep drinks hot?
Ceramic mugs retain heat well, especially compared to plastic or paper cups. While they don't insulate like thermoses, ceramic holds warmth for a good amount of time — making them ideal for enjoying coffee, tea, or cocoa at home or the office.
Will the design on my mug fade or wash off?
Nope! We use high-quality printing techniques that fuse the design into the surface of the mug. The result? Long-lasting prints that won’t fade, peel, or scratch — even after hundreds of dishwasher cycles. You can enjoy your favorite design for years to come.
Are your mugs safe and eco-friendly?
Yes. Our mugs are made from non-toxic, food-grade ceramic and are free from lead and BPA. Plus, they're reusable — helping reduce waste from disposable cups. They're also produced in the EU under responsible manufacturing standards.